“WHO TALL ARE YOU” MIRROR
Are you mini like Kylie? Or a mountain like Hulk Hogan? Measuring your height with numbers is so last decade, we all gauge our heights by celebrity now darling. This tongue-in-cheek mirror lists 120 celebrities by height and guarantees to have people loitering in front of it trying to make themselves more James Dean instead of Ben Stiller. (Link)
Do you have to get that registered? With Interpol? Weapon of ASS destruction.
–Chunt, in reference to my butt. (via christielouwho)
i loves me some chunt
Via retour a vega
Rosalita had only been on the job for a month, but already Vader knew his new housekeeper just wasn’t going to be up to the challenge.
thanks for the email!
A six-year-old boy who wanted to become the director of York’s National Railway Museum landed himself a job - as the director of fun. The ambitious youngster got a plum role at the National Railway Museum after applying to replace retiring boss Andrew Scott. Sam Pointon sent a handwritten letter headed “Application for director” asking for an interview at the centre, in York. The letter listed his credentials for the role, including his expertise on his train set. “I am only six but I think I can do this job,” wrote Sam. “I have an electrick (sic) train track. I am good on my train track. I can control two trains at once.” Staff was so impressed they appointed Sam an honorary “Director of Fun” and his job will be to bosses how he thinks they can ensure the museum is the most fun place for kids to spend a day out. (Source)
I’m pretty sure this ruins any chance I have of finding a job.
